Alabama Hot Pan

when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.

Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...

by thefactdude April 20, 2017

Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017

Alabama Jeff

A cool kid; someone who owns a fidget spinner and spins the shit out of it whilst playing Minecraft on Windows 98, all while making a video on cool spinner tricks.

OH SHIT! DURV IS AN ALABAMA JEFF!!!!

by underscoretwitter May 27, 2017

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017

alabama cougar fetish

When you have the hots for your own aunt

My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish

by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018