Above the knee shorts

Shorts that stop above the knee.

If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.

Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.

by Andax1216 September 8, 2019

Tickle in my shorts

A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance

I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.

by Alice Underware May 31, 2018

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.

Short Zach has a short temper.

by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020