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boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.
Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
by QuacksO September 3, 2013
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smuchest person ever

Smuchest is derived from the word smuch, which comes from the mispronunciation of so smuch.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.

So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.
Antonia is the smuchest person ever.
by Smuchestpersonever October 29, 2023
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Most Perfect Person

The most perfect person is Tarkov, also known as Luka’s pretty boy. They’re amazing, adorable, and so much more.
“Do you know the most perfect person?”
“Yeah! His name is Tarkov. They’re really cute, too!”
by Ɛ>luka<3 December 16, 2022
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snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
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Jae Personality Disorder

A disorder discovered by Jazmin Ann Mary Jae Bae Langley Soryu De Souza which is similar to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a mental disorder characterized by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships.
Similar to BPD, JPD has erratic behavior such as selfharm, mood swings, highs and lows, narcissistic and gay episodes, delusions, hallucinations, drugs, and obsessions.

If experiencing symptoms of JPD please let your professional therapist or psychiatrist know. JPD is dangerous and can result in permanent brain damage 🤓☝️
“omg you have Jae Personality Disorderyou’re so hot.”
by jaenalbeadfan123 January 13, 2023
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personal ego booster

when a guy/girl is really insecure about themselves so they have to boost their own ego by complimenting themselves and giving them the false sense that they're better than everyone else, boosting their ego to the moon
person 1: Im so funny and smart, everyone should aspire to be me!
person 2: shut up personal ego booster no one likes you and you have no friends
person 3: damn thats tough
by rx3ynn April 29, 2023
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Ask a person out

On February 7 ask someone that you like on a date or even to be in a relationship
Hey since it is ask a person out day... will you go out with me
by Yahoo urban February 4, 2020
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