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He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.
He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
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During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally
Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.
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The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
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