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The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
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New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.
Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!
by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
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Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.
What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze
by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025
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jersey tuck

jersey tuck is lover to joseph clemmons!! she is a preppy pookie bear wookie and doesnt like sour sweets. shes bestie westies with alyx wasabi apples and will die of pain of track and excess mountain dew.
by alex bolden March 5, 2025
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Jersey

Jersey is a depressed emo who regularly gets physically abused by his parents. Jersey is good looking, good at sports, and is a all round lad. Jersey is known to talk to himself and be a little bit special.
Corrr, jersey is looking well emo!
Damm did you see that pass from jersey?
by Craig detain Me November 23, 2021
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Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.
"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."
by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023
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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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