cum rag

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

by evil little monkey July 15, 2008

cum on a muffin

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

by julian sampson January 30, 2003

Cow Cumming

When a girl has an intense orgasm and squirts her cum out in the same style as a cow squirting milk.

My girl and I were fucking so good man she was cow cumming all over the place!

by Sexcgyal April 23, 2010

The Cum Melt

So you're in college, and you have a roommate that you don't like. Your girlfriend comes to visit and you fuck in your dorm room. Right when you are about to cum you pick up the pillow on your shitty roommate's bed. After cumming on his bed you put the pillow back down creating a delicious cum sandwich.

dude#1- man my roommate sucks
dude#2- just give him the cum melt.
dude#1- good idea i'll do it tonight!
roommate- my pillow smells funny...

by Eric! and Shane! November 10, 2010

ear cum

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

by twoeazy November 7, 2012

Cum Drain

1. A female that enjoys taking on large amounts of cum deposits!

2. A demeaning comment of insult.

1. That chick over there is such a cum drain, she took 12 loads of cum in one night.

2. Get the fuck out of here Mike your such a cum drain.

by Mario Washington June 23, 2007

Cum Button

Noun

Pronounced /ko͝om,kəm ˈbətn

Another word for the prostate. The prostate can be massaged for sexual stimulation and can cause longer and harder orgasms. The button part comes from its circular shape and the fact that it can be "pressed" like a button. Often can be pressed to make a person cum/orgasm when they're sexually aroused enough already.

Jenny: I was with this guy last night and he just wouldn't cum; it was getting me angry.
Tiffany: So what'd you do?
Jenny: I pressed his cum button. You should've seen his face when I stuck it up his ass!

by Law&Hijinks April 27, 2017