second quarter syndrome

when you get so lazy in the second quarter of school, that you leave all your assignments for the last day before the quarter ends

“broooo tomorrow is the last day before the quarter ends and i have so many missing assignments”
“yeah dude, you got second quarter syndrome”

by secondquartersyndrome January 20, 2022

Second hand selfkilling

Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens

He wants to commit second hand selfkilling

by Keanu B September 24, 2022

Nigga Second

A unit of time or period of time. Can be any amount within.

It will take me a Nigga Second to find out why you looked this up.

by YouKnowJustWho September 24, 2022

Second uno reverse

The second uno reverse is meant to counter an uno reverse, thereby breaking quantum physics laws, ending the world as we know it.

Brad: ur mom is fat
Lawrence: uno reverse
Brad: Second uno reverse
Lawrence: *dies from laws of quantum physics being broken*

by Hazodaki October 2, 2022

POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 3, 2022

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021