3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...

Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

vag year

It's how girls wish their guy friends a happy new year.

Happy Vag year, said Marj to Ian at midnight on the 31st December then proceeded to expose her vagina to him.

by Welsh_one December 31, 2023

New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.

ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.

by hoodiye December 31, 2023

Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !

Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already

by confusingashell December 31, 2023

#NYNN (new year new nigga)

It’s a new year and you’re a new nigga; you’re switching it up this time.

The phrase synonymous with “new year new me” but like a lot better. Often used by niggas in the hood to make fun of New Year’s resolutions.

“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”

“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”

#NYNN (new year new nigga)

by Hoodguy January 1, 2024

No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 1, 2024

Year System

Like the American Grade System, except no Kindergarten, and its off by a year.

1: The Year System can kiss my ass!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024