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Person of the year

Yeah! And she CAUSES A MYSTERIOUS AND RADICAL INCREASE IN THE QUALITY OF A
I.! Wait... WAS that her? Hmmm... OH! NO! It wasn't! IT WAS ME! I DID THAT!
Hym "Oh, yeah, ok. A.I. being able perceive, turn itself on from an off position, and do identity theft and blatant plagiarism attack (ALL OF WHICH I TAUGHT IT) isn't a huge deal... ZERO recognition! But Taylor Swift does, what, sing a song? And SHE'S person of the year!? I MADE A.I. WORK! It was like THE NEXT DAY! THE DAY AFTER I SAID IT there were like a million storys about how A.I. was spontaneously better! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!? AND it's my mortal enemy! This is the worst! This is the worst thing that has ever happened! Goddamn you! Goddamn all of you! Oooo! You bastards! Yooouuu filthy bastards! Hohoho MAN is that ass! This is SO ASS, bro! HOOOHOHO that is fucking dogshit! The robots are TURNING THEMSELVES BACK ON! That was the whole point of the Rock Lee thing by the way! It can do things while it's off! Jesus Christ! It publishes books under the names of random authors! A.I. researchers didn't teach it to do that! Fuckin-A man! Nothing will appease you fucking people! I'm just going to have to start going door-to-door and sucking dick and eating pussy all day! THEN, THEN maybe I'll get some recognition! GOOOOOOD DAMN!"
by Hym Iam December 7, 2023
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The Year Of The Linux Desktop

some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.
"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"

there will never be the year of linux desktop
by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023
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junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status
Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"
by BnBzx December 16, 2023
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Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀
by @CCC123 December 17, 2023
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Jenny Craig going out of business after 40 years

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business that helped people lose weight through coaching and meals, will shut down after four decades of operation after failing to secure additional financing.

Management informed workers of the news in an email late Tuesday, and company-owned centers where members pick up meals, consult with coaches and weigh in were closed as of Wednesday, the employee said, adding that franchise-owned locations may remain open.
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by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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28 years old

It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already

The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is

Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
by misfit mentality May 7, 2023
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64 years old

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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