Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.

Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK

by Troublepaws September 28, 2018

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

Booty Second

The average time between the clapping of booty cheeks during twerking

Mike: We’re gonna be late for the party

Josh: Don’t worry we’ll be there in a booty second

by shotgunrain88 August 26, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

second

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

by momfecker69 October 27, 2022

november second

national you got dumped multiple times day

you: hey boston! remember how lily dumped you

boston: oh it must be November second

by perpeeooooopepeoooo November 2, 2022