Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Paper Mate

What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!

"PAPER, Mate!"
"Yo, throw me a f'n Paper Mate!"
"I gets ma fu¢#in Paper Mate!"

by BossWithThaSauce October 21, 2022

Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021

Paper

usually just dies from scissors but against the rock its invincible

i threw a peice of paper at dwayne johnson and he just fell to the ground

by rtx morshu December 14, 2021

Paper

Paper is a very thin and flat object made of wood. There are many uses with paper. You can use a pencil to write on a paper

I made a paper into a paper airplane

by Dictionary Person 29 March 28, 2022