A quiet guy who only ever uses slang like bruv. Studies very hard and will do anything to bring food to the table. He usually has a deep voice. He studies hard, and if you ever get him as a boyfriend, he will sacrifice himself to save you in any situation.
Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
by Kash money man March 24, 2019
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A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.
M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
by I use bald head September 20, 2019
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Wow that’s a beautiful mountain.
wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.
wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.
by BANGUMAN August 22, 2019
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Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
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Girl 1 "This one guy offered to do my math homework for a picture of my tits and when I said no he said a chad would rape me"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"
by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020
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