Mexican Playground

The parking lot outside a thrift store.

when Consuela goes to the thrift store she lets her 7 kids run around at the Mexican Playground.

by young_Simba January 22, 2017

Mexican Grumpy

A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.

Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.

by L.A.GRUMPY October 26, 2019

Mexican Closeup

A Mexican standoff but with wieners.

The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.

by Beardie Thumb December 4, 2020

Mexican ketchup

Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut

Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

Mexican Uncle

Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

by James St. Jaymes December 22, 2012

Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012

mexican sweetshop

occurs when one soils him or herself in the morning and work an entire day without changing clothes.

Brian went to the bathroom in his pants this morning but didn't have time to change so ended up working in a mexican sweetshop all day.

by Brisket cous cous September 9, 2013