Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

rotel dick

quick, ghetto penis

girl, i’m hot in the tail… i need some rotel dick.

by Nadegirl777 May 7, 2023

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

Dick Angel

The act of a person giving stimulation or being used for stimulation by five penises/phallic objects.

Usually achieved by having the "angel" focus on simultaneously jerking dicks in each hand, while the pussy, ass, and mouth are fucked.

We were all taking turns banging this one chick. But then all of a sudden she flips herself into doggy and grabs flanking cocks and ask for a john in her mouth.
As soon as every orifice was filled she started glowing with a horny light like an angel.

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by Hoedry Wizard September 3, 2017

Gabby’s dick

Bitch named gabby actually a trap.

She had a gabby’s dick

by Mesogo October 11, 2018

Dick Drainer

A dick drainer is a female whos pussy is so good, that it drains all of the semen out of a mans body.

Chad: Bro, Stacy was such a dick drainer. I'm still a bit sore down there from how much I pumped into her
Geoff: Dude, TMI

by Peegirl October 29, 2018