Defensive Daniel’s

Daniel Defense fanboys who simp for the company regardless of their bootlicking roots

Everyone: I don’t understand why these Defensive Daniel’s cuck so hard for a mid tier rifle like they’re some tier 1 operators

Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo

by Daddy's Hard Candy April 8, 2023

Daniel Guo

Daniel Guo is a smart nerd who cares nothing other than math. He is usually very unathletic, has a sense of humour stuck in 2020, but makes up for it in his math tests.

Daniel Guo, why did you only score 102% on that math test!

by sponetics May 6, 2023

Daniel Seavey

The hottest man on earth. Everything to limelights. Has a smile that is contagious. Cares more about others then himself. Gets hate but doesn’t deserve it. Deserves way more then he gets. Looks like a giraffe. Loves watermelon but is allergic to it *maybe cause he ate it too much*. Has an amazing voice. Is the best boyfriend. He is also a BEAST in bed!!!😏 So ladies if you ever get fucked by him be ready to be sore for days. He is EVERYTHING

Person 1: omg I love giraffes

Person 2: I only like one giraffe

Person 1: which one

Person 2: Daniel Seavey

Person 1: who is that

Person2: *jaw drops* we are not friends anymore. BYE. *puts her hand in her face and walks off*

by Daniel James seavey October 22, 2019

doing the daniel

leaving the conversation without saying anything

" Where did he go?"

"He's gone again. He's always doing the daniel."

by obi knobi December 16, 2020

depressed daniel

Daniel is depressed

wow, thats really a depressed daniel

by Frosted Man October 22, 2020

Daniel Cairns

A big fat simplord that rages at Fifa and constantly leaves the bais for the bloody woman. Flip sake like Daniel stay on after 8 o clock like what are you a middle aged gypsie

Don’t be such a Daniel cairns

by SlamTheSham October 24, 2020

daniel rogers

Me i am daniel, im good i stick to peoples sides most of the time and i play trumpet

person #1 daniel rogers is not the best

person #2 i think he is a good guy

person #1 yeah i like trumpets and he sticks to my side most of the time

by im someone October 29, 2020