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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020
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Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode
Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,
by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020
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Chaz Chodes

Dumb virtue signaling liberals who should all get what they want and be sent to a Chaz camp in Ohio or Brazil. Left to be forgotten by society, With no access to the rest of the country. :)
Fuuuuuuuck i wish those Chaz Chodes would just fuck off to Ohio and rot in their own dysfunctional idea of society

Hasan Piker is NOT a Stank Bitch, he is NOT a crybaby dumb diaper cunt. He is an American hero who is all hail ccp xi mingze.

This message is Paid for and approved by Hunter Biden
by Hasan Abi October 31, 2020
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Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long
Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat
by Misseshippo November 8, 2020
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Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.
The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.
by ChodedKing September 29, 2020
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Raunchy Chode

The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.
You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.
by Lambchips25 March 22, 2017
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chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"
by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017
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