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sadness sabbatical

When you leave work abruptly and do not return for several days due to sadness. Usually brought on by female coworkers.
Sarah hurt Bob’s feelings at work, so he left early for an unplanned sadness sabbatical. He will be back Monday.
by Offcefg June 15, 2023
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take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase
Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch
by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023
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That’s sad

Fucked up, or perceiving a situation as “messed up
Imagine talking all that bs just to contradict yourself “that’s sad”

“That’s sad “ if you think I care
by Johnny told you so June 17, 2023
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sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.
Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.
by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023
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Sad D

A worldwide sex symbol, you are named this if you are believed to be the hottest woman alive.

Can also mean a woman who is juicy, used sexually.

A name.
E.g

Person: Hewwo Sad D u vewwy seggsy

Sad D: IK I'm very sad d
by Xutie June 22, 2023
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Sad Flip

The term were thought up by a group of Skateboarding enthusiastic church-piccolos, working at Southern Oaks Free Will Baptist Church at Santa Fe Avenue, Oklahoma City, USA. The initial purpose of the 16 church-piccolos were to unionize and force the administration to install moving walkways/pavements in the halls of the church as well as all the way around the church.
The group believed, that when the towns people were visiting the church, they should be moving at all times times, and prevent them from moving too slowly, or standing completely still, as if they did, theybwould be in great risk of being contaminated by the desert wind carrying a plauge of the native Indians that would turn any good Christian into an abusive agnostic.
The church adm. refused to meet their demands So the group organized under the name; Anti Agnostic Arh Angels and Christian Board Lords (AAAACBL).
The legal battles between the church adm. and AAAACBL lasted for 12 years and left the 16 first members and their descendants in debt.
Several members of the AAAACBL, now facing their faith as homeless Skaters, all fell into alcohol- and drug abuse.

Short after the trial were lost, the term were spoken for the first time when three founding members found their friend, lying dead in front of the churced, killed by drugs and alcohol.
- Thus one of the three spoke: "Look, fellow Rouges street athletes! Our brother cleared a Front Side 180 Sad Flip.
God Danm Papa, if you eat my pistacios I might do a Sad Flip by shooting my own dick of and you'll end up being the dad of a dead and dickless son of the streets!
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer July 1, 2023
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Reefer Sadness

Depression and/or woe caused by a lack of marijuana.
Sorry dude, I’ve been feelin that reefer sadness since my plug moved to Portland.”
by Bing is June 1, 2024
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