Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

by adam August 23, 2005

tour de lance

any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.

i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.

by sifelaverr August 6, 2009

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

piernas de popote

a girl with no tits and no ass

dam look at her shes piernas de popote

i wouldn't hit it

by pooolllkkkkdd November 20, 2013

Saco de patatas

Alguien malísimo en algo, como deportes.

"Eres un saco de patatas para el box"

by VCuicatl January 3, 2014

Cruella De Vil

A woman that is FUCKING CRAZY and that CAN'T be TRUSTED.

OMG did you see Cruella De Vil today?
Ya she's fucking crazy. Im glad I don't mess with her

by u believe what I say March 5, 2019

cara de plancha

Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.

What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?

by ursdpal February 15, 2018