donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.

Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date

by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017

Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

pizza date

Ordering a pizza and when it arrives, answering the door with no clothes on.

Let me just take off my clothes, readt for my pizza date before the dominos man knocks.

by Jd OvO February 28, 2018

Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.

When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.

by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017

yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.

Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.

by Svonperson March 10, 2017

jeep date

Taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat.

Hey babe I think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it'll be fun!

by GingerGrizzly October 5, 2016

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016