critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.

"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."

by bustrud March 9, 2023

Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Hot Coffee

A mod for GTA SA and GTA 5 to prove how greedy Take Two Interactive and Rockstar games is.

You should not use Hot Coffee in this motherfrickin case! Well $hit.

by Mark1106 March 20, 2023

big coffee energy

An affectionate way to refer to someone who's tired and overworked all the time.

Person 1: "why is he so grumpy all the time"
Person 2: "nah dude he just has big coffee energy"

by park1ng_l0t April 2, 2023

“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

by LilThickMama June 7, 2024