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System Player

Someone that lacks personality, is overly reliant on friend groups, and contributes little to nothing and lets others do the heavy lifting. They don’t have any tolerance for loneliness whatsoever — their social life hinges on their friends’ willingness to accommodate. Horrible at one-on-one conversations.
Charles Barkley said , “If you ain’t driving the bus, don’t walk around talk in’ ‘bout you a champion. If you ridin’ the bus, I don’t wanna hear it.”

“Hmm. Some players’ rings don’t have as much weight because they weren’t the catalyst. Do you think a system player could be a good insult but more fitting for social contexts?”

“That’s a great idea.”
by Gucci Butchi June 15, 2025
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Trumpet player

This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Player Hated

1. a: A person whose exemplary behavior has garnered him all the spoils of life. So much the a person less than him has and will stop at nothing to see him fail.

2. Usually beguiling to women
That boy Hollywood has been player hated on since birth!
by Hollywood Hop May 8, 2024
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Player Hated

1. a: A person whose exemplary behavior has garnered him all the spoils of life. So much the a person less than him has and will stop at nothing to see him fail.

2. Usually beguiling to women
That boy Hollywood has been player hated on since birth!
by Hollywood Hop May 8, 2024
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Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD
Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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Player Select

When you spread your anus wide and someone comes up and has their penis select your bodancuous and beautiful butt
Elly had her anus open and Phil did a Player Select
by Weatherstripping May 21, 2024
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Globe Player

A player who isn't on the same device as you when playing Dead by Daylight. Typically referred to as a console player.
They get a globe icon next to their name.
Little John: OMG this Feng SUCKS, they only hide in lockers and wont work on any gens.
Liam: What do you expect, they're a Globe Player.
by prairies May 23, 2024
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