Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

Two Stall Shuffle

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop

Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there

by SamJak69 August 6, 2016

tennesse two tone

When a white male and a black male have anal and they shit on each other's dicks then eat it.

He went Tennesse two tone on him.

by Elsa Root January 5, 2017

Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts November 30, 2019

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
//
"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

Two chops and a tank

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.

Two chops and a tank

by Twochopsandatank November 28, 2012

two pissholes in a snowbank

Two pissholes in a snowbank

I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”

by dmillswvu82 January 28, 2023