September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.

UGHHHH I HATE COLD SHOWER SEPTEMBER

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 24, 2023

September 6th

National grab a boob day.

september 6th was when the first man ever grabbed a boobie.

by britki September 2, 2023

September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023

September 3

National naima hate day

“Its September 3 fuck naima!!

by big_tt September 3, 2023