second

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

by momfecker69 October 27, 2022

november second

national you got dumped multiple times day

you: hey boston! remember how lily dumped you

boston: oh it must be November second

by perpeeooooopepeoooo November 2, 2022

3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.

"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"

by zackoff3 November 4, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Second Sleeve

- Married for the 4th or 5th time, you have moved into the second sleeve... from a golf term as 3 balls are in each sleeve.

Jill says she is getting married again for the 4th time, a response would be "Oh you are on your second sleeve."

by Golfdawg January 12, 2022