September 30

Someone has to give the person with the name “Jason” a present.

Hey! Here a present!
Oh thanks! Why though?
Don’t be silly, it’s September 30th!

by A “sexy” person November 27, 2023

September 28

Oh you’re a libra!!! You will make a decision today. . . Or maybe not! This is what happens when you’re indecisive as fuck!! Carry on you wayward son!

It’s September 28th a star was born.

by Wayward daugther November 27, 2023

16th September

The day the best person in the world was born.

A: Damn he seems really cool
B: Yeah i know, it's cause he is born on 16th September

by Gruiutz December 3, 2023

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

September 10th

The day 2.3 trillion dollars went missing from the pentagon.

Pentagon Worker #1: Hey, where are the 2.3 trillion dollars? It's September 10th and they're all gone!
Pentagon Worker #2: Idk, let's look for them tomorrow. I sure do hope nothing happens to the nation tomorrow that'll make us forget about the 2.3 trillion dollars.

by Toppernity April 21, 2023

september 18th 2005

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy. Only the most perfect human beings, sculpted by God, are born on this day.

People born on September 18th 2005 are the highest members of Society.

by TheYesManHenry April 22, 2023

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023