road pack a turd

Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.

Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"

by travdizzle April 1, 2009

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Woolleys Wolf Pack

A gang of real niggas.

Watch out nigga theres Woolleys Wolf Pack!

by TerracePlayer September 15, 2019

Banker's six-pack

Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.

OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.

SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.

by euphemismo December 26, 2011

Flat Pack Idiot

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

by World of Pain October 12, 2011

Packing a Tom Hardy

When you have so much chew in your mouth you start speaking like Tom Hardy from The Revenant.

Kyle was packing a Tom Hardy I had no idea what he was saying the whole night.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

six pack and a pound

Sixpack of beer and a pound of weed.

hey, while your at joeys house pick up a six pack and a pound.

by MadMunkey March 19, 2003