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Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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Man-Mead

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!
by CelestialGermination October 15, 2010
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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
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man moose

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.
by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007
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Man Rammed

To be vigorously thrusted into in a sexual manner by a man, normally by another man with total disregard to the ram-ee's personal intimacy or feelings.

Very often the ram-ee's fruit cup is taken, evoking a sense of great personal loss on physical and material fronts.
Dan went to jail last week, chances are he is gonna get man rammed.
by Red Hatorade March 17, 2009
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Man Mimes

The way men copy each other when they are together.

The same pompous chuckling laugh.

The same stances.

The same cadence to the way they talk.

Same clothing style.
Two gals at a party.
One to the other.

"Hey Sue check out all the Man Mimes those guys are doing."
by capooter February 25, 2009
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Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.
Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"
by Lostathome June 19, 2014
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