Jackson

Jackson is this wonderful and helpful person. Jackson is a drummer, a snare at that.

The best snare drummer there ever was! ‼️

Person 1: “Have you heard of jackson?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah! He was the best percussionist around.”

by Paradiddlydonkey November 22, 2023

Paris Jackson

A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.

" Does Paris Jackson ever eat?"

by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023

johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway

ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan

by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023

Jackson

some dumbass White bitch with black hair which says he is 6 foot but is 5'4 and is 14 years old currently and is always glued to his phone and computer. Also friends of 2 motherfuckers.

Friend 1: "what's up guys"
Jackson: "Friend 1, I haven't seen you in a long time-"
Friend 2 : "Wanna play-"
Jackson: "SHUT UP NIG-"

by some dumb fucker December 5, 2023

Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it

Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.

by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023

Schmeggi die Schmoggg Jugu jaga jackson

It is a popular meaning in german for a healing in Fortnite.

Oh look there is a schmeggi die Schmoggg jugu jaga jackson i gonna slurp, drink it!

by chaos208 December 20, 2023

Jackson Faber

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air

by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023