Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 June 2, 2012

irish lolipop

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.

Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.

by Quirk37 February 25, 2011

"Cluck" of the Irish

A meal consisting of the 3 piece combo from KFC and a shamrock shake from McDonalds.

John: Looks like St. Patrick's day is right around the corner.
Steve: Wanna swing by Mickey D's and KFC for some "Cluck" of the Irish?
John: Hell yeah!

by Fermzy June 19, 2011

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023