February 1st

Mustache fetish day! February 1st is national mustache fetish day!

friends: what day is it today?
Mallorie: it's February 1st! mustache fetish!

by red scarf gal January 31, 2020

February

In February girls and pleaser themselves just like with boys they have no nut November

Man I'm not ready for February because you know what that means fingerless February 😒

by Alex is trash February 1, 2020

February

Give any girl ur hoodies boys😏

"hey it is february, who are you going to give ur hoodie to?"

by flyingcatx February 2, 2020

February 6th

National take off all your clothes and confess to your crush day

*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*

by Lovejfjdjdhrjdjdjf February 5, 2020

February 16th

the best couple’s in the world one month anniversary💗💍

“damm are one month is on february 16th💗💍”

by emma.samek February 7, 2020

February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 11th and 12th (tord day)

Play tord with two friends they have to do every dare so do you no cheating even dirty dares

Wanna play tord
No

You have to it's tord day February 11th and 12th (tord day)

by Hii>i February 11, 2020