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Dry Vacuum 3000

When someone is sucking the dick and suck like Za vacuum
That bitch gave me that dry vacuum 3000
by 10/10 pen February 23, 2020
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gamer dry mouth

when your gaming hard but you get a dry ass mouth.

to add on, as soon as you get a sip of that you feel your body collapse into a sense of acheivement and lovingness, and keep on chuging that fine delicous liquid. untill 10 secons later when you fell like nothing happened and go back to gamer status.
Gamer 1: yooo gamer 2 i think ive got gamer dry mouth, i need to run to the sink and chug some water.

Gamer 2: ok gamer 1 see you in 20.
by dude bro 87 March 6, 2020
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dry fry

The fucked the girl from the club dry fry.
by Black Stally March 9, 2020
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Who got the herbs when I’m dry means who has the weed when I don’t it’s from a reggae song but it’s fun to say to your friends
Yo nick who got the herbs when I’m dry? Nick: yeee
by Nickatnite40 November 17, 2020
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dry

the state of mind while experiencing the combination of a marijuana high and the high from drinking alcohol/booze.
guy 1: damn bro im dry af.
guy 2: for real man drinking that truly after smoking that j made me hella dry.
by mushyjayy November 23, 2020
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dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
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dry jerk

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
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