chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017

Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght

Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know

by Noice Meme April 21, 2017

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

Chode

Enrico Cusimano

The Chode waddled.

by TheBeastFromTheMiddleEast September 27, 2017

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

biggie chode

biggie chode a nickname given to an absolute legend for his mammoth chode as well as his BROAD personality.

“Where’s biggie chode” “probably doing something awesome”

by georgebush*911* November 22, 2017