Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 26, 2021

Clam

Not a clam

A clam

by Shulster Mcgavin July 2, 2021

Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.

We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.

by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021

pattie clams

The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days

Wow! She’s got Pattie clams!

by KamCarey July 12, 2021

Yodeling Clam

A Queef.

We had to stop our love making due to her yodeling clam.

by Maine52613 June 25, 2012

Clam Hopper

A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.

Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.

by Rainey508 July 6, 2012

Clam Sling

A device that holds a woman's vagina in place.

Hey Jamie your vagina looks spectacular in that new clam sling.

by King of the Clam July 17, 2013