maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2016

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Worm Bacon

Dried up worms on the sidewalk.

"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "

by Mooderator May 11, 2016

bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch

God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.

by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 7, 2018