Alabama

A place where brother fucks sister and normal people are considered weirdos.

Welcome to Alabama

Dude, stop acting so Alabama

by PsattyCat September 3, 2019

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

Alabama snake bite

when you insert you penis into your partner and she thinks it is too small then her vagina clamps on like a snake on a toad

his penis was to small and she got mad and used the good ol Alabama snake bite on him.

by WildWhiteCristmas December 15, 2017

Alabama Long Sleeve

An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.

I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve

by Meredydd April 21, 2018

alabama scorcher

Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.

“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out”
“Nice.”

by Bitchintiddies January 7, 2018

alabama cliff hanger

A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat

I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!

by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018

Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.

Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...

by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017