I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

by I dont know how but im good August 29, 2022

I

Wtf, why did u search the letter I?

"Why would you search the letter I"
"I am so annoyed"

by Danonychus August 30, 2022

I heart/<3 emo bitches

Emo enjoyer

Sam: Hi Paul
Paul: Hello Sam how are you
Sam: I got asked out by an emo bitch
Paul: Is that a good thing or a bad thing
Sam: It is good, I heart/<3 emo bitches

by that idiot in the corner August 30, 2022

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker August 31, 2022

i-sa-greem

another way to say the word Ice-cream, this is commonly used in Thai accent.

Kun Mai Yak Gin I-Sa-Greem Rhue?

by anonymous September 1, 2022