National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.

Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

nice beatdown retard

used when a little fucking kid misses their YBA or AUT beatdown, so you use it in a sarcastic way

YBA kid: *misses beatdown*
you: nice beatdown retard

by karazan145 December 18, 2021

Nice fluffy happy sheep

A seemingly innocent term that is actually gross slang for something sexual or fetish related
Coined by @glitsubasa on Twitter on 2021/12/21

Man, the term “Rainbow kiss” sure is a nice fluffy happy sheep

by Retard Supremacist December 21, 2021

nice cock

A Compliment between usually men in which it compliments a mans cock and is used as part of a size doesn't matter movement

Friend 1: Hey bro nice cock

Friend 2: Thanks you too

by AppleclipWASHERE December 30, 2021

Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.

Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes

by valeriansalad April 14, 2022

nice lol

when something is nice lol

some random userphone person: nice lol
everyone else: nice lol

by qtties November 7, 2021

that's nice

Generally, there are two ways this phrase is used. Either it's a synonym for "Why are you telling me this?" as well as "I don't particularly care," or the person who uses it generally considers what they're responding to as, well, 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦. Typically, the former is implied more often than the latter. Often, especially over text, it can seem like someone is being sarcastic when they're really not, because, you know, you can't really convey tone over messages.

Why-are-you-telling-me-this-type:
"Ayo! Connor got this new game and it's totally sick!"
"That's nice."

Genuine-type:
"I feel pretty today."
"That's nice."

by Shionne November 16, 2021