gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

Gamer Gatekeeping

When self-appointed authorities in the gaming community attempt to dictate how others should play, speak, or engage based on personal preferences or perceived norms.

"I prefer playing stealthily in this game."

"You're not a real gamer unless you play aggressively."

"I like using this controller for gaming." "Real gamers only use XYZ brand. You're not serious about gaming."

"I enjoy playing casually for fun." "Casual gamers ruin the experience for serious players. Step up or quit."

"No, it's not a mod/playstyle choice!!! Silent Assassin is cheating, and anyone with half a brain cell is going to think of you as a cheater if you run it."

"Embracing a 'Gamer Gatekeeping' attitude, some assert their words as law in the gaming world, dictating how everyone should play. Disregarding these proclaimed rules may lead to exclusion from the gaming community."

by Aboda7m December 26, 2023

tinder gamer

A gamer who uses guilds, clans or other gaming communities like they would tinder, seeking hookups over gameplay.

A lesser known issue in the mmo community is the amount of people who are secretly tinder gamers.

by MesaFace December 31, 2023

kit gamer

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by jaoqqss1291872 January 27, 2024

Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.

Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.

by Leatherback February 1, 2024

Gamer 1

The youtuber!

Person 1: Have you seen Gamer 1?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Cool!
Person 2: Lets watch Gamer 1!

by Gamer 1 Real February 4, 2024

Options Gamer

An Options Gamer is a person who has to adjust the settings first before even playing a game rather than after to see if settings need to be adjusted. Also applies to people who have to look at the options without changing them before playing a video game.

"Hey babe, how come you haven't started the game yet?"
"Sorry I just have to make sure the settings suit my monitor and if all the sensitivity is right!"
"Why don't you wait to play to see if you need to change anything?"
"Look, I just know okay"
"Ugh, you're such an Options Gamer"

by jeriahforte April 6, 2023