humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

Reverse Camel Toe

Having the combination of a very hungry ass with tight shorts and undergarments, causing your very hungry ass to consume your shorts and undergarments causing a camel toe to appear in the rear.

What the hell, Coach G. always has that damn reverse camel toe.

by Mean Green VSD Machine December 11, 2010

Tic-Tac-Toe

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Bob: Hey John wanna go play some Tic-Tac-Toe?

John: How about not.

by Fuck Balls October 8, 2008

Toe eyed cabbage

A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage

Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage

by Jequavis Soleimani October 13, 2020

Toe Tappin' Tune

A piece of music that causes one to tap his or her toes in a rhythmic way

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley is a Toe Tappin' Tune!

by YA BOY TRILL December 1, 2015

camel toe juice

The paste that forms between the camel toe and the underwear that when separated sounds like velcro

She pulled her underwear down and the camel toe juice was foaming like a rabid dog.

by Dadawggy December 9, 2015

Toe curling orgasm

An orgasm so amazingly good that your toes involuntarily curl.

Jack: I had sex for 2 hours straight last night! Not including foreplay!
Casey: Wow. How'd that end for ya?
Jack: It was awesome. I toe curling orgasm for sure.

by Casey0328 May 28, 2009