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Pickle Steve

He's a cucumber in disguise
by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024
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Steve 2.0

Gosh, I thought that the second Steve I fell in love with was a good guy, but he was a worse version with toxic, selfish and dysfunctional traits. He’s a Steve 2.0!
by Mary Magdalenas August 12, 2024
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burple steve

minecraft steve but he’s on lean and he’s tweakin real hard
i feel like burple steve rn because im about to take my mcat
by mindcraftsteve August 16, 2024
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STEVE HOLT

A situation where upon achievement of climax, the first party extends their arms in celebration and ejaculates "Steve Holt!"
"I was hooking up with this chick, and it was so good I Steve Holted!"
by IGotHolted March 10, 2023
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Steve

Steve is the best among the best, the coolest among the cool. Steve is the friend that will always be there, a sun among us mere mortals.

Steve is not a lord, but a GOD, and a god of coolness at that.
Person A: " Who's that cool guy riding an electric unicycle back there?"

Person B: "Oh it's just Steve. Steve is just cool like that."
by Potatoii March 21, 2023
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Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

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Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!
by IRFLY March 26, 2023
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Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.
"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.
by villain bookworm March 31, 2025
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