North of 5

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness

“Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”

by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018

North American Scott

A cocktail made of 50% whiskey, 40% Coca Cola, and 10% Cranberry juice.

Jim: hey man, feeling down. Start me off with a North American Scott will you?
Jonathan: sure man, anything for you.

by Bigdiksadnigga December 30, 2017

North Korea diet

A diet in which you do not eat any food and only do hard labor in order to lose weight.

I gained some weight over the holidays, so I decided to go on the North Korea diet.

by Southeastgermany January 2, 2018

North Wisconsin Bubble-Gun

When a male ejaculates on to the partners anus immediately prior to the partner expelling gas. When gas is expelled, the semen bubbles up like shot from a bubble gun.

I thought that maybe instead of wasting it on her face, we would take a trip with the North Wisconsin Bubble-Gun.

by Wiscokid67 October 5, 2017

north korea dick

Similar to "Whiskey Dick", failure to launch, can't get it up, cannot activate boner. North Korea dick is the inability to get an erection at the worst time, missile launch unsuccessful.

I was tryin to fuck last night but I got North Korea dick.

by OttselRevolver April 20, 2017