Chris p Jones

Best dad ever

I’m hungry Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021

Tye Jones

sexy man

that guy is such a tye jones

by Stu-coop May 13, 2021

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)

Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.

by Evaristo December 10, 2024