johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway

ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan

by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023

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Jackson

some dumbass White bitch with black hair which says he is 6 foot but is 5'4 and is 14 years old currently and is always glued to his phone and computer. Also friends of 2 motherfuckers.

Friend 1: "what's up guys"
Jackson: "Friend 1, I haven't seen you in a long time-"
Friend 2 : "Wanna play-"
Jackson: "SHUT UP NIG-"

by some dumb fucker December 5, 2023

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Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it

Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.

by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023

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Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air

by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023

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Percy Jackson

The best book series ever! If you didn't like it after reading the whole series(and the spinoffs) i say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE! The movies sucked tho and to those who liked the movies better than the books i also say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE

Person 1: Percy Jackson is so good, I just started reading it and I see why you love it so much
Me: I told you that you should read it, but if you watch the movies, I warned you

by Quinni<3 July 13, 2023

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