Gamer Girlfriend

A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.

Person 1: just got a gamer girlfriend
Person 2: dang im the only one with no maidens now

by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 5, 2023

Schrodinger's Gamer

A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.

Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"

Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."

by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023

Homework Gamer

An Elitist type player/gamer that needs to play game content in the most efficient way to be satisfied.

I hate to play with Josh, he is a total Homework Gamer

by RayoxHD April 3, 2023

Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.

A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!

by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023

cozy gamer

A gamer (female, early-mid twenties) with an impeccable aesthetic, and their tens of thousands adoring Instagram followers know it. Loves playing switch with their cat/dog, a cup of tea and a knitted blanket. Probably only plays Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley or Unpacking

Me: I finally played Unpacking, am I a real cozy gamer now?
Them: Did you make 10 reels about it?
Me: No…
Them: Then no

by peetsandpuzzles January 20, 2023

juan gamer

a new player of a game, mainly a child, that is incredibly laggy and incredibly unskilled at a game

i think this dude is a juan gamer
this juan gamer just blew himself up

by jyat January 28, 2023

One Trick Gamer

When someone has an Xbox live account, or a PlayStation account, but only plays on PC.
These people have a pointless Xbox/PS account that they never use.

They like to advertise their gamertags, but you never see them online. They’re like one trick ponies, only good at one thing.

Mr.NormalGuy123: “I play Xbox and PC.”

Mr.OneTrickGamer698: “Oh, I have an Xbox one account, my gamer tag is “MoldyPig.”

Me: *Searches him up on Xbox only to find he hasn’t been active since December 5th, 2015*

Me: “He’s a One Trick Gamer.”

by A Twist of Rexy February 17, 2023