1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!
8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!
Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!
Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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Get the chode mug.An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.
by mkmhs January 14, 2018
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Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 25, 2017
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