Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021

Christmas Potato

A festive Potato

This christmas potato is very festive

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021

Artificial Christmas Tree

A fake Christmas Tree, it doesn't die and you can use it for all of eternity.

I am going to put up a Artificial Christmas Tree so I don't have to buy a real one each year and not worry about it tipping over.

by ArturKoz December 23, 2021

Christmas Eve Eve

Something stupid that teenage white girls say because they think it actually exists

Jenna said to me, “Merry Christmas Eve Eve,” this morning like a complete retard

by Davematt34 December 23, 2021

christmas eve

the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more

dude its christmas eve!

i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!

by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021