August

If your born in this month your dad failed no nut November.

Random: hey weren’t you born in august?
Someone: ya why?
Random: your parents failed no nut November.

by CLCLOVER November 10, 2021

August 2nd

On August 2 the bitchiest fattest boys are born. Normally there name begins with an L and ends in a S. altho these boys play nice and sweet once you fall in love they show the true colours. DONT FALL FOR THEM

Girl one: omg I got a new boyfriend his birthday is august 2nd

Girl two: just wait for the true colours

by …dumbo… March 9, 2022

20th august

Ruby keatleys birthday 🔥😍😏😉📲

20th august omggg its ruby's birthday 🥳

by 20th august March 15, 2022

August

Someone good at games and is normally freinds with someone named Bennet and Quin hes cool and chill af and has a trumpet and a big ass forhead

An August Very cool human man with a big forehead

by A man named man is suff February 12, 2022

august 28

Khloe denice calwsons birthday!!! She is amazing

Did you know khloes birthday is on august 28th!?

by Aug28guineapig October 3, 2021

August 11

National Confession Day.

Those who have a crush on a girl/boy
who bday is on August 11.
Or lose a chance

Crush on you : Hi! um.. i have a crush on you🥺👉👈

You: really?!!

Crush on you: Happy Confession Day!!

You:ohh it's August 11

by anonymous October 5, 2021

Auguste

The best person in the whole world he is simply to good at everything he does usually compared to a god.
He is hot 🥵

And good at everything he does he is blond with long beautiful hair he is simply to good for any human he has everything anyone could wish for.

Person1: Is that god
Person2: No that’s Auguste

by 🥛MilkMan October 18, 2021