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Alabama

Where Connor dates his cousin Antonia
Alabama type shit🤣💀
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Alabama Sweetheart

an Alabama Sweetheart is when your Girlfriend has Sex with your Dad and give Birth to a Daugther and you Fuck the Daughter
My Girlfriend Pulled an Alabama Sweetheart on Me and my Dad
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Alabama

The sub definition of Alabama is also known as the man himself, James.
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Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job
I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!
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Alabama

A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.

It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
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Alabama

A place where brother fucks sister and normal people are considered weirdos.

Welcome to Alabama
Dude, stop acting so Alabama
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Alabama

Where you fuck your whole family at once
I just alabamad my mom
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