knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016

electric jizz

When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm

(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz

by Wiener lord May 1, 2016

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

flock of jizz

Cum dripping from the tip of one's penis

That girl liked the flock of jizz from my dick

by Kkkade October 12, 2016

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016