Google

The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.

Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.

by DaBluLite April 28, 2021

Google

Google is a place where boomers go on to look up Google.com while already being on google, after that they click on google and look up some shit bout flowers, students (like myself) like cheating on tests with google bc online school

Google really helped me in that exam yesterday

by Nyvlexus May 3, 2021

why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

google fuckery

when google does a little trolling

"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"

by seedwatermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 11, 2022

Google Worm

When you recurringly remember a question about the world and that you should search the internet for the answer, but can't at that moment, then later forget to do so.
Similar to an ear worm.

Whenever I do the washing up I get an Google Worm about 'why the sky is blue?' but I never get around to looking it up

by jpbtube July 19, 2022

Google sure!

When you're so goddamn SURE about SOMETHING.

"How sure you bout that?"

"I'm google sure! about that bruh"

by Hashvick July 25, 2022